Contra Action Heroes Mashup Parody - Unisex T-ShirtBill and Lance were always just Dutch and Rambo with the serial numbers filed off, and Konami knew nobody would complain. Thirty lives against xenomorphs never felt like a cheat, just proper casting. Inspired by Contra. The Details: Stylized red and white distressed text reads "CONTRA" in an angular sci fi font with a sweeping yellow accented "C." Two muscular commandos in an amber duotone halftone style flank a central alien creature, all wielding