Lophocereus schottii f. monstrose
Common Name: Totem Pole Cactus

Lophocereus schottii f. monstrose, commonly known as the Totem Pole Cactus, is one of the most iconic and unusual columnar cacti in cultivation. This monstrose form of the Mexican Lophocereus schottii features tall, smooth, waxy green columns covered in lumpy, spineless nodules that stack upward like ancient stone carvings—giving it its fitting nickname.

With no visible spines and a deeply sculptural growth habit, the Totem Pole Cactus is beloved for both its touchable texture and striking architectural form. It grows slowly but can reach impressive heights in time, especially when planted in the ground in warm, dry climates.

☀ Light Requirements
Thrives in full sun to bright, indirect light. Outdoors, it prefers strong sun and warm temperatures. Indoors, give it the brightest possible spot to encourage steady vertical growth.

💧 Watering Needs
Water thoroughly only when the soil is completely dry. Very drought-tolerant. In winter, reduce watering significantly or stop altogether in cold, dormant conditions.

🌡 Temperature Tolerance
Cold-hardy down to about 25–30°F in dry conditions. Avoid wet cold and protect from hard frost. For winter shipping or colder climates, we recommend adding a [Heat Pack].

✨ Special Features
• Spineless & Smooth – Safe to handle and perfect for high-traffic areas
• Sculptural Growth – Distinct, lumpy columns grow like organic totem poles
• Low Maintenance – Easy to care for and exceptionally drought-tolerant

Other Common Names:
Totem Pole Cactus, Monstrose Senita, Smooth Lophocereus

This cactus will ship bare root and will be ready to place directly in a well draining soil mix like our Custom Cactus Mix.

Photos in the listings unless otherwise specified are representative of the plant that will be sent to you.
However, Plants grow differently and each plant may vary slightly in shape, size, growth pattern, etc.
Of course, if you receive a plant that you are dissatisfied with please reach out to us. We want to make it right!

If temperatures near you are below 45℉ we highly recommend adding a Heat Pack to your order.
If temperatures where you live will be much lower than 20℉ even heat packs may not work. You may consider waiting until things warm up a bit. We know you love your plants just like we do and we wouldn't want any of them to freeze.